Fido, 1812 21st Ave. S., Hillsboro Village.
Breakfast, lunch, dinner, and brunch.
My husband has a serious addiction to books. He insists it’s not a problem, that he has it all under control, that we are not going to have to construct a shelter out of them someday when our money runs out because of his insatiable appetite for them. I don’t believe him, and a morning spent at BookMan/BookWoman only deepens my conviction. While he’s luxuriating in the Philosophy section, I tell him I can’t take it any more. I’m leaving. For coffee.
I dash across 21st Avenue and get a few angry looks and car honks as I weave among the waiting traffic. There is always so much traffic on this street, so much road rage. I vow to avoid the fray; there has to be another way to get here.
I head toward the people lounging at bistro tables along the sprawling windows of Fido, underneath a sign directing patrons to a nonexistent “Jones Pet Shop.” I walk through the door and am ambushed by the bustle. It’s the kind of place I’m sure I will grow to love but that intimidates my need for caffeine almost right out of me. Everyone has a place, or a person. But all I have is a headache.
I consider dashing back across the street, knocking the books out of my husband’s hands, and dragging him back over here with me, but I decide that my timidity might fade with a little time and a lot of caffeine. I get in line and stare at the menu on the wall. I’ve worked at two coffee shops in my day, and I’m well aware that a favorite pastime of the barristas is watching the customers’ eyes glaze over and mouths fall open as they try to discern what they are wanting. So I resist the urge; the line is long and getting longer by the second.
I decide to play it safe. “Coffee, please?” is all I offer to the casually cool young man behind the register.
“Coffee?” he replies. “Regular coffee?”
I nod, nervously. “Just coffee.”
“What size?”
Size: the holy grail of coffee shop embarrassment. Is it a tall, a small, a medium, a regular, a double, a single? I glance at the menu and try to keep my mouth shut. “Medium?” I ask for permission.
He tells me my total and takes my money. He hands me a mug. I’m too nervous to move. He points to the self-service coffee station. “I just… I just…” I stutter. He smiles. “I’m new!” I insist. He keeps smiling.
Better luck next time, I tell myself, as I find a seat under some local art I decide I want. My husband comes in, book in hand. “How’s the coffee?” he asks.
I smile. “Really good. Also, we’re getting this. We need us some friends in high places.”